Office by Alex Penny
. You break through them all
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(via dicklessdennis)
I’m so sick
my nose is so runny but it’s also sun burnt and chapped
kill me please
I can’t breath.
I’m out of tissue
I’m soooo hungry
Back from the lake. Sunburnt. Sick. My cat pooped on my parent’s bed.
I started a new Twilight Princess file last week.
Also, I named my horse Butt:
I’m not even halfway through the game and I’ve already logged ten hours because I can’t stop giggling like the nine year-old boy I am.
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Thinking about cookies gave me and idea for a business that would probably fail very quickly
but honestly those are the best ones
It would be called anonymous cookies
and someone would call in and give the address for a person who is sad
and then cookies would show up at the doorstep with a lil note that would say something nice like “you’re a cool person” or “I like that shirt”
and then everyone would be happy
Reblog with what your blog would be like if you only posted about what was in your url
beards
cookies
Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
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Aren’t we all internet explorers?
I have an algebra final tomorrow
and it’s gotten to the point where I want to study… But I don’t think I can
Also when I hear my voice in my head i have an English accent.
help
silverwindbvb: ca va bien?
nope sick of this
I pass this house everyday and today I noticed a large shiny metallic spider.
what.
who does that
